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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy
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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute......

$11.00

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Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip Toy
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Talk To Your Kittens Ab...

Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip Toy

You know they're going to try it eventually, so have that uncomfortable talk with them now. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100%...

$11.00

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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth
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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth

It is pretty normal, after all. What's the big deal? Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable and completely...

$9.00

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When You Say No Swedish Dish Cloth
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When You Say No Swedish...

When You Say No Swedish Dish Cloth

The F-word I say in my head is "funny". As in, "You're funny if you think you can say no to me"....

$9.00

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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel
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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel

Because of course it is. Always ends up there eventually. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard....

$20.00

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Mom Battery Low Sneaker Socks
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Mom Battery Low Sneaker Socks

sorry, mom's in power saving mode right now. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe...

$20.00

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Cuddle Me Bitch Sneaker Socks
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Cuddle Me Bitch Sneaker...

Cuddle Me Bitch Sneaker Socks

I would be more subtle about my needs, it's just that, well...i'm a cat. Come on, you know what to do. Made...

$20.00

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Baddest Of All The Asses Sneaker Socks
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Baddest Of All The Asse...

Baddest Of All The Asses Sneaker Socks

There are a lot of asses around here, so that's a pretty important title. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and...

$20.00

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I'm F*cking Hilarious Ankle Socks
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I'm F*cking Hilarious Ankle Socks

That's right. Not pretty funny, not sort of entertaining. Fucking Hilarious. Thank you, thank you very much! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55%...

$18.00

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Holy Shit. Cats! Ankle Socks
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Holy Shit. Cats! Ankle ...

Holy Shit. Cats! Ankle Socks

Holy shit! Have you seen these cat things!? they're amazing! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

$18.00

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I Hate Everyone Too Crew Socks
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I Hate Everyone Too Cre...

I Hate Everyone Too Crew Socks

If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50%...

$18.00

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I Never Fart Crew Socks
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I Never Fart Crew Socks

I Never Fart Crew Socks

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...

$18.00

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