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New Here/Tried Screaming Baby Socks
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New Here/Tried Screaming Baby Socks

What's the point in dancing around the issue? Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 74% organic cotton, 24% nylon,...

$18.00

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Little Burrito/Blame Your Farts Baby Socks
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Little Burrito/Blame Your Farts Baby Socks

I have three rules: keep me warm & fresh, don't let me get soggy and don't blame your farts on me. got...

$18.00

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Hot Shit Oven Mitt
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Hot Shit Oven Mitt

Hot Shit Oven Mitt

Hot shit comin' through!! And I'm not talking about the dish! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt
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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt

Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Boring-Ass Marriage Dish Towel
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Boring-Ass Marriage Dis...

Boring-Ass Marriage Dish Towel

Hello marriage, goodbye drama! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w X 28"h The art is woven right in! Super-absorbent, super-soft and made with 100%...

$20.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks
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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks

I said please, now take a ticket and get in line. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2%...

$18.00

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Moms Are The Shit Ankle Socks
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Moms Are The Shit Ankle...

Moms Are The Shit Ankle Socks

Everyone knows it's true. Moms ARE the shit. Why not let her know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon...

$18.00

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Menopause. What The Fuck? Crew Socks
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Menopause. What The Fuc...

Menopause. What The Fuck? Crew Socks

Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42%...

$18.00

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Precious Angel Baby Catnip Toy
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Precious Angel Baby Cat...

Precious Angel Baby Catnip Toy

Everything you do is adorable and perfect. Especially when you jump on my head at five o'clock in the morning. Promotes healthy...

$11.00

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Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks
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Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks

Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks

Not only are you rockin' it lately, you also happen to be killin' it, crushin' it and nailin' it! Women's shoe size...

$18.00

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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy
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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute......

$11.00

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