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Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way....
Have I told you lately how much I adore you, darling? Also, don't forget to take out the trash tonight. 3"w X...
Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed...
Why? Did you think I wasn't paying attention? Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. Woven with luxurious...
I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...
Funny goofy stuff, playful kooky things, zany foolish thoughts. Whatever you want t o call it, that's what this is. 3"w X...
I speak clearly. Some people call it blunt, some call it bitchy. I call it being friendly. Why do you look confused?...
What's the point in dancing around the issue? Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 74% organic cotton, 24% nylon,...
Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!
It's a big responsibility, but you're the one for the job! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
And to Mittens I do hereby bequeath my collection of deep thoughts. And that old blanket by the window. You can have...
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