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Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip Toy
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Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip Toy

You know they're going to try it eventually, so have that uncomfortable talk with them now. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100%...

$11.00

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Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks
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Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks

Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12....

$20.00

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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy
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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip...

$11.00

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I Never Fart Crew Socks
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I Never Fart Crew Socks

I Never Fart Crew Socks

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...

$18.00

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It Takes A Bitch Ankle Sock
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It Takes A Bitch Ankle Sock

She's a bitch girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks....

$18.00

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Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spiral Notebook

Have I told you lately how much I adore you, darling? Also, don't forget to take out the trash tonight. 3"w X...

$7.00

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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel
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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel

For instance, by leaving dirty dishes in the sink or something. Just don't do it. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h...

$20.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt
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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt

Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks
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Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks

Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks

Not only are you rockin' it lately, you also happen to be killin' it, crushin' it and nailin' it! Women's shoe size...

$18.00

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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy
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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute......

$11.00

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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth
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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth

It is pretty normal, after all. What's the big deal? Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable and completely...

$9.00

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