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My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks
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My Bladder Owns Me Ankl...

My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way....

$18.00

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Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spi...

Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spiral Notebook

Have I told you lately how much I adore you, darling? Also, don't forget to take out the trash tonight. 3"w X...

$7.00

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Cool-Ass Grandma Crew Socks
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Cool-Ass Grandma Crew Socks

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed...

$22.00

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Just Resting My Eyes Men's Crew Socks
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Just Resting My Eyes Men's Crew Socks

Why? Did you think I wasn't paying attention? Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex. Woven with luxurious...

$20.00

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I Never Fart Crew Socks
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I Never Fart Crew Socks

I Never Fart Crew Socks

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...

$18.00

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Silly Dumb Shit 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Silly Dumb Shit 3x5 Spiral Notebook

Funny goofy stuff, playful kooky things, zany foolish thoughts. Whatever you want t o call it, that's what this is. 3"w X...

$7.00

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Friendly Bitch Crew Socks
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Friendly Bitch Crew Socks

Friendly Bitch Crew Socks

I speak clearly. Some people call it blunt, some call it bitchy. I call it being friendly. Why do you look confused?...

$22.00

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New Here/Tried Screaming Baby Socks
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New Here/Tried Screaming Baby Socks

What's the point in dancing around the issue? Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 74% organic cotton, 24% nylon,...

$21.00

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Teachers Rock Crew Socks
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Teachers Rock Crew Socks

Teachers Rock Crew Socks

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt
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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt

Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Emergency Contact Person Crew Socks
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Emergency Contact Person Crew Socks

It's a big responsibility, but you're the one for the job! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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Thoughts For My Cat 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Thoughts For My Cat 3x5...

Thoughts For My Cat 3x5 Spiral Notebook

And to Mittens I do hereby bequeath my collection of deep thoughts. And that old blanket by the window. You can have...

$7.00

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