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Little Meatball/I Get Heavy Baby Socks
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Little Meatball/I Get Heavy Baby Socks

Cute little meatballs grow up to be big meatballs, you know. Made with 76% organic cotton, 22%nylon, 2% spandex. Set includes 2...

$22.00

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Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Crew Socks
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Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Crew Socks

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like,...

$18.00

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Baddest Of All The Asses Sneaker Socks
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Baddest Of All The Asses Sneaker Socks

There are a lot of asses around here, so that's a pretty important title. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and...

$20.00

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Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks
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Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks

Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12....

$20.00

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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel
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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel

For instance, by leaving dirty dishes in the sink or something. Just don't do it. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h...

$20.00

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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy
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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip...

$11.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy
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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute......

$11.00

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We're A Good Team Crew Socks
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We're A Good Team Crew Socks

Who wants to go take on the world!? Who's a good doggy!? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2%...

$18.00

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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel
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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven...

$20.00

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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Dish Towel
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Dish Towel

We all know the kitchen can be a circus, but you got this. You're the ringmaster, after all. You're twirling plates, slinging...

$22.00

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Tough Customer/My Behaviour Baby Socks
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Tough Customer/My Behav...

Tough Customer/My Behaviour Baby Socks

Even if I did know what I want, I'd have no idea how to get it. Made with 74% organic cotton, 24%nylon,...

$22.00

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