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Most Likely To Say Women's Crew Sock
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Most Likely To Say Women's Crew Sock

Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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Here Comes Cool Mom Crew Socks
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Here Comes Cool Mom Crew Socks

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe...

$18.00

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Your Home Is Beautiful Dish Towel
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Your Home Is Beautiful Dish Towel

Don't forget your manners at home. Don't forget a hostess gift, either. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork,...

$20.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks
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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks

I said please, now take a ticket and get in line. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2%...

$18.00

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Menopause. What The Fuck? Crew Socks
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Menopause. What The Fuck? Crew Socks

Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42%...

$18.00

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My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks
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My Bladder Owns Me Ankl...

My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way....

$18.00

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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Crew Socks
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Crew Socks

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her...

$18.00

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Where My Girls At? Ankle Socks
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Where My Girls At? Ankle Socks

There's no I in TEAM and a group of horses is called a TEAM so there's no I in a group of...

$18.00

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Cluck This Sh*t Ankle Socks
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Cluck This Sh*t Ankle S...

Cluck This Sh*t Ankle Socks

Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1%...

$18.00

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Precious Angel Baby Catnip Toy
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Precious Angel Baby Catnip Toy

Everything you do is adorable and perfect. Especially when you jump on my head at five o'clock in the morning. Promotes healthy...

$11.00

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My Lil' Friend Family Ankle Socks
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My Lil' Friend Family Ankle Socks

You can't choose your family but you can choose your chosen family which is, I guess, what makes it your chosen family...

$18.00

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Underwire Bra Women's Crew Socks
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Underwire Bra Women's C...

Underwire Bra Women's Crew Socks

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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