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It Takes A Bitch Ankle Sock
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It Takes A Bitch Ankle Sock

She's a bitch girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks....

$18.00

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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy
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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip...

$11.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt
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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt

Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy
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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute......

$11.00

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I Never Fart Crew Socks
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I Never Fart Crew Socks

I Never Fart Crew Socks

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...

$18.00

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Emergency Contact Person Crew Socks
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Emergency Contact Person Crew Socks

It's a big responsibility, but you're the one for the job! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel
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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven...

$20.00

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Teachers Rock Crew Socks
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Teachers Rock Crew Socks

Teachers Rock Crew Socks

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks
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Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks

Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12....

$20.00

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Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks
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Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks

Hey Girl Hey! Ankle Socks

Not only are you rockin' it lately, you also happen to be killin' it, crushin' it and nailin' it! Women's shoe size...

$18.00

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Hot Shit Ankle Socks
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Hot Shit Ankle Socks

Hot Shit Ankle Socks

When you're hot, you're hot and baby, you're absolutely on fire! Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2%...

$18.00

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