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I'm F*cking Hilarious Ankle Socks
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I'm F*cking Hilarious Ankle Socks

That's right. Not pretty funny, not sort of entertaining. Fucking Hilarious. Thank you, thank you very much! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55%...

$18.00

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It Takes A Bitch Ankle Sock
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It Takes A Bitch Ankle Sock

She's a bitch girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks....

$18.00

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Just Gonna Dish Towel
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Just Gonna Dish Towel

Just Gonna Dish Towel

If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design...

$20.00

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Let's Talk Some Shit Ankle Socks
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Let's Talk Some Shit Ankle Socks

Polly want some juicy gossip? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

$18.00

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Little Burrito/Blame Your Farts Baby Socks
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Little Burrito/Blame Your Farts Baby Socks

I have three rules: keep me warm & fresh, don't let me get soggy and don't blame your farts on me. got...

$18.00

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Menopause. What The Fuck? Crew Socks
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Menopause. What The Fuck? Crew Socks

Like you haven't had enough to deal with already. I mean, what the fuck? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42%...

$18.00

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Middle School Sneaker Socks
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Middle School Sneaker Socks

Still recovering from middle school Fit SIZEs W 5-9 M 4-8

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Mom Battery Low Sneaker Socks
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Mom Battery Low Sneaker Socks

sorry, mom's in power saving mode right now. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe...

$20.00

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Moms Are The Shit Ankle Socks
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Moms Are The Shit Ankle Socks

Everyone knows it's true. Moms ARE the shit. Why not let her know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon...

$18.00

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Most Likely To Say Women's Crew Sock
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Most Likely To Say Women's Crew Sock

Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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Mushroom Shoulder Tote
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Mushroom Shoulder Tote

Mushroom Shoulder Tote

The perfect shape for travel... but you should probably factor in some extra time for when you get stopped by security. 95%...

$25.00

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My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks
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My Bladder Owns Me Ankl...

My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way....

$18.00

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