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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel
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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven...

$20.00

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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy
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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute......

$11.00

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Never Want Your Help Oven Mitt
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Never Want Your Help Oven Mitt

It's really so nice of you to ask, but the answer will never change. Ever. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Sold individually! Super-insulated! 100%...

$28.00

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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth
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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth

It is pretty normal, after all. What's the big deal? Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable and completely...

$9.00

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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy
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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip...

$11.00

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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel
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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel

Because of course it is. Always ends up there eventually. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard....

$20.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks
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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks

I said please, now take a ticket and get in line. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2%...

$18.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt
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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt

Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Pompous Ass Catnip Toy
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Pompous Ass Catnip Toy

Pompous Ass Catnip Toy

If your cat is arrogant, this catnip toy is for them. So yeah, basically any cat. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100%...

$19.00

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Precious Angel Baby Catnip Toy
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Precious Angel Baby Cat...

Precious Angel Baby Catnip Toy

Everything you do is adorable and perfect. Especially when you jump on my head at five o'clock in the morning. Promotes healthy...

$11.00

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Pretty Anxious Ankle Socks
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Pretty Anxious Ankle Socks

Pretty Anxious Ankle Socks

You look pretty anxious. Then again, you look pretty when you're relaxed too. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon...

$18.00

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