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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel
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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven...

$20.00

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My Lil' Friend Family Ankle Socks
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My Lil' Friend Family Ankle Socks

You can't choose your family but you can choose your chosen family which is, I guess, what makes it your chosen family...

$18.00

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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy
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Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Naked & Stoned Catnip Toy

Wait, how did I end up naked? Oh well, I feel great so I guess I'll just lay here one more minute......

$11.00

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New Here/Tried Screaming Baby Socks
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New Here/Tried Screaming Baby Socks

What's the point in dancing around the issue? Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 74% organic cotton, 24% nylon,...

$18.00

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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth
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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth

It is pretty normal, after all. What's the big deal? Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable and completely...

$9.00

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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel
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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel

Because of course it is. Always ends up there eventually. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard....

$20.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks
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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks

I said please, now take a ticket and get in line. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2%...

$18.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt
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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt

Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Precious Angel Baby Catnip Toy
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Precious Angel Baby Cat...

Precious Angel Baby Catnip Toy

Everything you do is adorable and perfect. Especially when you jump on my head at five o'clock in the morning. Promotes healthy...

$11.00

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Rainbow Shoulder Tote
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Rainbow Shoulder Tote

Rainbow Shoulder Tote

What's at the end of this rainbow? A Leprechaun? A pot o' gold? A tough and handy shoulder tote!? I'll be right...

$19.00 $25.00

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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Crew Socks
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Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Crew Socks

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her...

$18.00

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