Ebony & Ivory Seriously F*ck Off Candle
Lemongrass | Peppermint | Citronella | Lavender | Cedarwood | Black Pepper
Your Summer, Protected, Without Compromise. No harsh chemicals. No overwhelming citronella cloud. No constant swatting. Just a beautifully layered, herbaceous scent…and the quiet confidence of knowing nothing is coming near you.
You know the moment.
The sun is setting. The drinks are poured. The table is set.
And then… the bugs arrive.
Seriously, F*ck Off was created to protect the moment.
No chemical smell.
No sticky sprays.
No sacrificing the atmosphere you worked so hard to create.
Instead, you get a clean, elevated fragrance that blends seamlessly into your space…
while quietly doing the job.
Light it. Mist it. Forget about it.
🕯 A Candle That Performs Outdoors
A 16oz double wick designed to actually throw scent outside, from patios to campsites.
✨ A Spray You’ll Actually Want to Use
A lightweight, skin-safe mist that feels clean, refreshing, and effortless to reapply.
🌿 Powered by Nature, Not Chemicals
Formulated with essential oils known to repel insects naturally, without the harsh effects of DEET.
A clean, herbal-fresh blend with depth, warmth, and intention.
Top: Lemongrass, Peppermint
Heart: Citronella, Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Black Pepper
Fresh. Grounding. Slightly warm.
Not your typical bug spray scent… and that’s the point.
This isn’t just fragrance. It’s function.
Each ingredient was chosen for both its scent profile and its ability to naturally repel insects:
- Lemongrass – bright, citrus-forward, and highly effective against mosquitoes
- Peppermint – crisp and cooling, helps deter ants and spiders
- Citronella – a classic, refined into something far more elevated
- Cedarwood – grounding, woodsy, and protective against flying pests
- Lavender – calming for you, irritating for them
- Black Pepper – bold, warm, and a powerful natural repellent
The result is a scent that feels intentional, layered, and quietly powerful.
