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Bullshit Blessings Dish Towel
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Bullshit Blessings Dish Towel

I'm just calling it the way I see it, OK? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as...

$20.00

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Just Gonna Dish Towel
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Just Gonna Dish Towel

Just Gonna Dish Towel

If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design...

$20.00

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You're Doing Great Dish Towel
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You're Doing Great Dish Towel

I've been trying to find the best way to tell you, and I finally decided that the best way to tell you...

$20.00

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Boring-Ass Marriage Dish Towel
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Boring-Ass Marriage Dish Towel

Hello marriage, goodbye drama! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w X 28"h The art is woven right in! Super-absorbent, super-soft and made with 100%...

$20.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt
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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt

Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel
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My Kids Don't Even Know Dish Towel

Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven...

$20.00

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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel
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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel

For instance, by leaving dirty dishes in the sink or something. Just don't do it. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h...

$20.00

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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth
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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth

It is pretty normal, after all. What's the big deal? Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable and completely...

$9.00

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Rainbow Shoulder Tote
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Rainbow Shoulder Tote

Rainbow Shoulder Tote

What's at the end of this rainbow? A Leprechaun? A pot o' gold? A tough and handy shoulder tote!? I'll be right...

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Wine In The Sauce Oven Mitt
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Wine In The Sauce Oven Mitt

One more dash more for the recipe and one more glass for the chef ... it's only fair. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated!...

$24.00

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Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel
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Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel

You may not be able to control your hormones, but at least you can control the mess in the kitchen. Well, sort...

$18.00

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