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Bullshit Blessings Dish Towel
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Bullshit Blessings Dish Towel

I'm just calling it the way I see it, OK? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as...

$20.00

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I Love My Asshole Cat Catnip
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I Love My Asshole Cat Catnip

True cat lovers will tell you the truth. One of the best things about cats is how asshole-y they are. Promotes healthy...

$11.00

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Boring-Ass Marriage Dish Towel
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Boring-Ass Marriage Dish Towel

Hello marriage, goodbye drama! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w X 28"h The art is woven right in! Super-absorbent, super-soft and made with 100%...

$20.00

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Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spiral Notebook

Have I told you lately how much I adore you, darling? Also, don't forget to take out the trash tonight. 3"w X...

$7.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel
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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel

For instance, by leaving dirty dishes in the sink or something. Just don't do it. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h...

$20.00

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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt
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Please, One Shit Storm Oven Mitt

Shitstorms should come in chronological order: first breakfast, then lunch, then dinner. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Super-insulated! 100% cotton!

$24.00

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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth
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Normalize Losing Your Shit Dish Cloth

It is pretty normal, after all. What's the big deal? Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable and completely...

$9.00

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Silly Dumb Shit 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Silly Dumb Shit 3x5 Spiral Notebook

Funny goofy stuff, playful kooky things, zany foolish thoughts. Whatever you want t o call it, that's what this is. 3"w X...

$7.00

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Stay Hydrated Dish Towel
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Stay Hydrated Dish Towel

Stay Hydrated Dish Towel

The important thing is to keep hydrating, even if you don't feel particularly thirsty. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h The...

$20.00

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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel
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Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel

Because of course it is. Always ends up there eventually. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard....

$20.00

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Between You And Me 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Between You And Me 3x5 Spiral Notebook

Anyone can keep a secret, right? Right? 3"w X 5"h 60 blank perforated sheets Thick, sturdy covers Made with paper from responsibly...

$7.00

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