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Teachers Rock Crew Socks
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Teachers Rock Crew Socks

Teachers Rock Crew Socks

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip Toy
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Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip Toy

You know they're going to try it eventually, so have that uncomfortable talk with them now. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100%...

$11.00

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Emergency Contact Person Crew Socks
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Emergency Contact Person Crew Socks

It's a big responsibility, but you're the one for the job! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

$18.00

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Thoughts For My Cat 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Thoughts For My Cat 3x5 Spiral Notebook

And to Mittens I do hereby bequeath my collection of deep thoughts. And that old blanket by the window. You can have...

$7.00

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Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spiral Notebook
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Sweet Reminders 3x5 Spiral Notebook

Have I told you lately how much I adore you, darling? Also, don't forget to take out the trash tonight. 3"w X...

$7.00

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Cool-Ass Grandma Crew Socks
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Cool-Ass Grandma Crew Socks

Sure, your other grandma's cool ... but I'm your cool-ASS grandma and you can't top that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed...

$22.00

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Friendly Bitch Crew Socks
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Friendly Bitch Crew Socks

Friendly Bitch Crew Socks

I speak clearly. Some people call it blunt, some call it bitchy. I call it being friendly. Why do you look confused?...

$22.00

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Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Crew Socks
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Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Crew Socks

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like,...

$18.00

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Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks
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Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks

Fuck Work Men's Crew Socks

Fuck work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? Fuck it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12....

$20.00

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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel
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Don't Make Mommy Dish Towel

For instance, by leaving dirty dishes in the sink or something. Just don't do it. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 28"h...

$20.00

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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy
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Oh Shit, It's The Fuzz Catnip Toy

Warning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip...

$11.00

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Plant Problem Dish Towel
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Plant Problem Dish Towel

Plant Problem Dish Towel

Let's get rid of the sofa and replace it with more plant stands! What, is that a problem? Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 21"w...

$20.00

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