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This Grandma Women's Crew Socks
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This Grandma Women's Crew Socks

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe SIZE...

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Aunts Are The Shit Women's Crew Socks
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Aunts Are The Shit Women's Crew Socks

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! Women's shoe SIZE 5-10. 52% nylon; 46%...

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Don't Make Mommy Women's Crew Socks
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Don't Make Mommy Women's Crew Socks

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a...

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Take No Shit Women's Crew Socks
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Take No Shit Women's Crew Socks

There's something kind of wrong about putting a fierce phrase like this next to a couple of friendly flowers. But there's also...

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I Love My Asshole Kids Crew Socks
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I Love My Asshole Kids Crew Socks

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10....

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Watch Out I'll F*kin Hug You Crew Socks
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Watch Out I'll F*kin Hug You Crew Socks

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon;...

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Whole Lotta Lovely Women's Ankle Socks
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Whole Lotta Lovely Women's Ankle Socks

The perfect gift for those moments when you burst through the walls of just plain Lovely and strike a perfect landing smack-dab...

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F**k This Shit Women's Crew Socks
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F**k This Shit Women's Crew Socks

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the...

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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks
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Please, One Shit Storm Ankle Socks

I said please, now take a ticket and get in line. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2%...

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Most Likely To Say Women's Crew Sock
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Most Likely To Say Women's Crew Sock

Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

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Cluck This Sh*t Ankle Socks
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Cluck This Sh*t Ankle Socks

Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1%...

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Here Comes Cool Mom Crew Socks
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Here Comes Cool Mom Crew Socks

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe...

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